imaperfectpieceofass:

brownsugarsparkles:

Yasssss


the only thing i want right now

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend)


sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.


"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible." - Things I’ll teach my children  (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: humblebackbones)




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